If you’re headed to Coachella this weekend (does anyone actually go to the 2nd?) then you’ll need to have some strong looks packed. God forbid you die out there in the desert from “dehydration” and you’re wearing a garbage fit. Lucky for you, I’ve compiled outfits based on your festival archetype. Check them out below…
Who You’re Excited to See: Chet Faker, SBTRKT, Cashmere Cat, Florence & The Machine
Cultural appropriation be damned, you’re going to have a good time no many how thinkpieces your picture will be featured in. You’ve waited all year to come back to the Chella and it’s time to live your best life.
Who You’re Excited to See: Axwell Λ Ingrosso, Alesso, David Guetta, [Insert other random European DJ]
All you need is the beat and the lights. Keeps your layers light to not get overheated, your eyes covered to hide your pupils, and good bag to carry loads of water. (What kind of water is a different story…)
Hip Hop Head
Who You’re Excited to See: Raekwon & Ghostface Killah, Lil B, Action Bronson, Ab-Soul
You’re hoping Kanye makes a surprise appearance and finally drops some tracks from So Help Me God. Besides that, you’re probably posted up with your boys passing a vape pen and taking shots for your Tumblr in-between talking to the girls who are solely there for Drake & The Weeknd.
Who You’re Excited to See: No one actually.
You could care less about the actual festival because you’re hopping around to all the parties and getting drunk off the open bar while an It Girl “DJ” plays a remix of Trap Queen that her It Boy DJ boyfriend sent her. It’s all good anyway because you’re making money off the trip and you’ll have a plethora of latergrams stunting in your trendy prints.